Left Hand twitching

They spread like a fucking plague, a blight, a malignant fucking tumor.
The vector: Young, blonde American men, in their grey dress-pants and short sleeved, well ironed button down shirts, sporting black name tags, and their abhorrent, abominable, nausea-inducing expressions of friendliness.
The pathogen: the memetic cancers of religiosity they are attempting to implant into the populace.